Him & Her…. Part I

Day 1

Her: Are you crazy? Why would you throw the bottle at me?
Him: Because I feel like doing so

She threw another bottle at him.

Him: hahahahah, crazy!
Her: You are the crazy one!

Day 2

Him: I really like you. Can I see you tomorrow?
Her: NO!
Him: Why not?
Her: I have plans.
Him: With who?
Her: I don’t know yet.

Day 3

Him: So you tell me you have plans yet you end up staying in.
Her: Yeh, I just didn’t feel like going out.

Day 4

In the car with friends driving to the movies; he starts text messaging her.

Him: Did someone ever tell you are pretty?
Her: yeh! Many!
Him: Yumma minich!
Her: Yumma minik inta!

Day 5

Him: You have no feelings, you don’t even bother and ask who I was on the phone with earlier today.
Her: Who were you talking to?
Him: A friend.
Her: OK!
Him: A girl!
Her: Is she pretty?

Later that night.

Him: I have 5 girlfriends.
Her: Wow! Seriously, where do you have times for that many girls in your life?

Day 6

Her: I need to tell you something.
Him: Tell me.
Her: This ain’t working so it’s better if we call things off.

To Be continued.

13 Responses to “Him & Her.... Part I”


  1. 1 chikapappi Sep 19th, 2007 at 10:44 am

    LOL! Nice nice… Ada girl! You play it cool till he goes away, if that’s your intention anyways :)

    Bas maskeen he’s trying too hard - ask me, been there & it hurts :(

  2. 2 Amu Sep 19th, 2007 at 11:13 am

    mmmm I am eager to read the part 2, want to see do people go through worse than I have been till it stops hurting!

  3. 3 كله مطقوق Sep 19th, 2007 at 12:35 pm

    Him: Yumma minich!

    she should leave him

    waay yumma menech

  4. 4 shopa Sep 19th, 2007 at 12:36 pm

    chika,
    you think he is trying too hard? LOL wait until you read part II

    Amu,
    ;)

  5. 5 purgatory Sep 19th, 2007 at 12:52 pm

    Poor kid, stop playing with them.

  6. 6 Laialy_q8 Sep 19th, 2007 at 2:18 pm

    boys are stupid
    I really trust my mom when she says: if a boy hits you, it’s because he likes you

  7. 7 brave Sep 19th, 2007 at 4:29 pm

    so nice;)
    also eager for part 2

  8. 8 Vagabond Sep 19th, 2007 at 4:44 pm

    Girls are so negative when it comes to messages via sms and msn messenger. Why the capital NO! Why not say “I’m sorry but that just would be hard to do” ? Then the “hey I need to talk to you about something” type of message.

    The pause in between messages for the guy is very very tense and makes the guy worry or get his hopes up. Say what you have to say in one line, in one go. Don’t be indirect, and be more gentle if you’re going to end things for whatever silly reason it is, ” oh things aren’t going to work out because my cousin saw us at chocolate bar and she/he might tell everyone omg omg “.

    This isn’t aimed at you Shopa but I’m under the impression that the story you wrote is based on something that’s happened in your life and from my experience, girls tend to type/sms in this fashion. Then girls complain about not finding a decent guy, news flash, he was right in front of you but you carved a hole in his heart which resulted in him becoming one of those player kids who just look for girls to have some fun and not be serious because they’ve been emotionally scarred.

  9. 9 Judy Abbott Sep 19th, 2007 at 9:16 pm

    حدها كارهته

  10. 10 Blackened Mind Sep 20th, 2007 at 1:48 am

    both of them are idiots .. if this is a way from him to impress her .. then he’s a freakin Lozer :D … and her; where is the dignity !! …

    No offence though

  11. 11 missy Sep 23rd, 2007 at 12:43 am

    LMAO, I loved day 5, specially “is she pretty!”
    hhaha ;) smartie!

  12. 12 ananyah Sep 23rd, 2007 at 5:46 pm

    he sounds like a loser! hahahaha

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