Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat; What Are They Feeding You?

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Few weeks ago, this hot guy joined my gym. We’ve been working out around the same timeframe. He is not just good looking but has a very fit body; not to mention his sexy British accent. I have a feeling he is half Kuwaiti Half Britsh. We’ve been exchanging looks and smiles while working out. Few days ago he started waving hi & hello whenever he sees me.

The other day, I went on for a workout session and there he was. He waved hi to me, I waved back and then got into the cross trainer while he got on one of the treadmills. Ten minutes later, I see him getting off the treadmill and getting on the cross trainer next to me.

I admit, I got very excited especially when he started talking with me. I usually hate it when people chat with me while I’m working out. I can’t do both; I either chat or workout yet I didn’t mind it. Who would mind a hot guy chatting with her? He flirted. I kept thinking “I should’ve worn the bright green work-out outfit; I look better in them”, until it hit me!

“WTF is this smell?” I wondered. I wasn’t able to breath. I, then, realized it was the smell of the hot guy. Damn it! He hasn’t been working out for more than 10 minutes yet he smells like spoiled food that was sitting in the sun for days. I couldn’t handle it no more. I need to change machines and I need to do it soon.

While he was asking me what were my plans this weekend, I stepped down claiming that I had enough training for the day.

Too bad hot guy was a “Smelly Cat”

12 Responses to “Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat; What Are They Feeding You?”


  1. 1 Zahra Jul 2nd, 2007 at 4:59 pm

    Haha! How disappointing! I can’t abide a man that smells bad.

  2. 2 confashion Jul 2nd, 2007 at 6:13 pm

    LOL! Beauty is skin deep… but ugly and smelly goes straight to the bone. :P

  3. 3 Purgatory Jul 2nd, 2007 at 7:44 pm

    That lady in the picture is hot!

  4. 4 Judy Abbott Jul 2nd, 2007 at 8:33 pm

    maskeen!..

    He probably live on herbs.. That last time i had someone smelly next to me, i worked out with extra perfume on me, on my palms, upper lip and neck :)

    الحلو ما يكملش!

  5. 5 kila_ma6goog Jul 2nd, 2007 at 11:15 pm

    الظاهر طايحله بروتينات

    حق الغازات

    عموما أغلب الظن يكون الأخ مثلي فلا تتعبين حالج

    دزيله اخوج

    لوول

  6. 6 new bride Jul 3rd, 2007 at 9:09 am

    looooooooool oh my God poor guy hehehehe wee3 i can`t stand smelly people 7raaam

  7. 7 missy Jul 4th, 2007 at 12:55 pm

    how disappointing!

  8. 8 Swair Jul 4th, 2007 at 9:55 pm

    hahahahaha maskeeeeen.. and i agree with Kila Ma6goog, it has to be the proteins :p

  9. 9 ButterFlier Jul 5th, 2007 at 8:08 am

    ehehe funny :)

  10. 10 pearls Jul 7th, 2007 at 2:15 pm

    he should’ve shaved off his armpits, used lots of deodorant and perfume.

  11. 11 flamingoliya Jul 11th, 2007 at 10:04 am

    bummer

  12. 12 Nomad Jul 15th, 2007 at 1:09 pm

    Heaven forbid a guy has body odor in a gym… I mean of ALL places, good grief! Sacrilege! :P

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